More from our archive on the Bionic Christian
A sudden gust…An Act of God? Hold on to your hat!
Pray the Lord may say nae to gay…
Carrie Prejean on boobage: “The wind was blowing hard that day…”The Donald says, “This broad was dumb as a board and flat as a board when I met her, but I saw potential. So I paid for fake boobs, capped teeth, lipo and a unnatural tan, as I do for all my chicks.
Yeah, she says dumb stuff…that’s why I love Carrie. No guy wants a smart doll! The bottom line: Carrie with her new rack, me with my new hairpiece…we are the Beautiful People that Americans love!”
HypoChristian
Carrie Prejean says Same Sex Marriage is Unnatural!
.Unnatural? Fake boobs, fake teeth, fake tan, bleached hair, Phelps groupie…soft porn photo???
Oh, Dear…Carrie claims that she was 17 in the shot above right (Dubya’s Follies of Youth defense)…
BUT, Prejean was as flat as a board then and only recently received a boob job in March of this year.
Carrie will be 21 on May 13. Happy Birthday! No boobage pre-3/09! This photo is new…very new.
PREACHING HATE paid the one-way fare to fame, fortune and hell for Jerry Falwell, Ted Haggard,
Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean, etc…but, Praise the Lord, the Hate/Intolerance Train has derailed.
REAL American Christians demand the Gitmo release of the REAL Prince of Peace Jesus NOW!
Be sure to catch Palin-wannabe Carrie Prejean’s new flick: Madam President and 100 First Dudes…
COMING TO A CHURCH BASEMENT NEAR YOU!
And, buy her new book: Jesus…Whatever…Just Get Me the F%*k Out of This Trailer Park!
“God told me to hate fags, get a boob job and hire Rick Warren’s PR Guy”: Carrie Prejean
“As we made clear at our press conference yesterday (4/30/09): Carrie does not work for the National Organization for Marriage. She is a spokesperson for her own views…delusional… Machiavellian. Carrie believes in the LOVE OF POWER more than the POWER OF LOVE, as anyone watching her can tell.” Maggie Gallagher, president of NOMNOM says Carrie Prejean is too dumb to speak for dumb-as-dirt Americans
Miss California Pageant Co-Director Keith Lewis confirmed he paid for Prejean’s boob job”:
Unnatural…Un-Biblical. Sex , breast implants and $10,000 worth of capped teeth
Where did Carrie get her good looks? From her Granny?
Above left: Jeanette Coppola, Carrie’s granny, says Heavens to Betsy! I didn’t know there so many of them. That guy (Perez Hilton) from Miss USA should be judging the Chippendale beauty contest. Everyone in my trailer park believes a man/woman marriage is sacred. That’s why we all done it 5 or 6 times! Praise Jesus (even though HE ain’t never married).
Michael Phelps and Carrie Prejean in Vegas in Sept/08.Who do you love, Rick Warren?
Who do you hate?
Published by Greg at 06:10 PM on May 11, 2002