It’s 3 a.m. Who do you want answering the phone?
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Not John McCain, say some military leaders: I think his knee-jerk response factor is a little scary.
John McCain led the fight to block a National holiday for Martin Luther King. How dare he stage a photo-op at the Lorraine Motel on the 40th anniversary!
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WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - Historian Michael Beschloff on CSPAN today pointed out that if John McCain where to elected president, McCain would the 6th Civil War veteran to have achieved that milestone. John McCain, who was born in 1836, was a self-appointed colonel in the Confederate army from 1862-1864. The last civil war veteran president was William McKinley.
Believe It Or Not!
From Internet Weekly Report
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Vietnam Deja Vu all over again
. Shocker! Nancy endorses McCain.
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From Wikipedia: In 1984, Nancy Kulp ran for the U.S. House of Representatives as a Democrat from Pennsylvania, but was unsuccessful. As an opponent of a Republican incumbent in a Republican district in a year in which Ronald Reagan won a landslide victory, Kulp was the underdog. To her dismay, Hillbillies co-star Buddy Ebsen supported her Republican opponent, incumbent Bud Shuster. Ebsen went so far as to tape an ad for Shuster, labeling Kulp as “too liberal.” Ebsen claimed she was exploiting her celebrity status and didn’t know the issues. Shuster defeated Kulp with 67% of the vote.
Section 1 of Article II of the Constitution contains the clause…………………… No Person except a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President…
John McCain was born in Panama. Is that a problem?
. Bush smears used against McCain in the 2000 primary election
Tweedledumb & Tweedledumber
BEST PICTURE!
.TO OUR YOUNGER READERS: You may not know that Bob Dole, Republican WWII hero, was the spokesman for Viagra for many years. But now, times have changed…The GOP is backing away from that family values nonsense and and many young WASP males admire the conquests of John McCain, who has run through a series of rodeo queens, cheerleaders and models and has fathered seven children over four decades.
Rock the Vote, NASCAR boys! Elect the man you most admire…an 80 year-old president who sleeps with hot young chicks. If he wins you could have a shot! The only rules to be president are 1) You must be at least 35 years old (or less than 200) and 2) You were born in the USA. WHY NOT YOU? What if you didn’t finish the third grade? Doesn’t matter. Married to your cousin? Guilini’s first wife (of 3) was also his distant cousin. IQ below room temperature? Did that stop Dubya? The Republican bar has sunk deep into Iraqi sand. Why not you?
BELOW: a few of the hotties in John’s harem.
Disappeared by Mark Hoback at AristocratsKudos to Mark! I spent four hours searching for anything on McCain’s first wife, because we all see the amazing simularity between Cindy and Vicki (the newer model model)…bleach-blonde, botox babes…but, what about John’s first wife, Carol Shepp? We searched the FREE SPEECH internet (don’t you wish it was), and discovered that Carol Shepp McCain does not exist
(no images, no bios)!
But, somehow, Holback found the only photo (above) of Carol Shepp McCain
(No images of a professional model?). You win this time, Hoback.
While John suffered at the Hanoi Hilton, Carole had a near-fatal traffic accident which left her 4 inches shorter and overweight. When John returned home both he and his wife limped.
Family Values? John admits in his 2002 autobiography Worth the Fighting For that he cheated on his first wife: “Sound marriages can be hard to recover after great time and distance have separated a husband and wife. We are different people when we reunite, but my marriage’s collapse was attributable to my own selfishness and immaturity more than it was to Vietnam, and I cannot escape blame by pointing a finger at the war. The blame was entirely mine.”
Carol added, “The breakup of our marriage was not caused by my accident or Vietnam or any of those things. I don’t know that it might not have happened if John had never been gone. I attribute it more to John turning 40 and wanting to be 25 again than I do to anything else.”
Dear Lord…Carol Shepp McCain. We pray that Google will someday find the balls to acknowledge your existence. (Hello nerds, time to walk the walk). Carol is the first wife of the leading republican candidate and Google offers nothing?…a pro model and Google cannot find one of her hundreds of ads? Google is aiding and abetting the corporate soma and we and a thousand of of our cyber friends will expose them for the corporate whore they have become…Their slogan: Do No Evil…Yeah, right! Dear Google, for a decade of great service we thank you. But, we no longer trust you. So long, and thanks for the cyber fish. We will post any response.
Contact Reverend GregIn bed with Lobbyists
On the same day last week (Thurs) that McCain urged Obama to only use public money for the remainder of the campaign, the Vicki Iseman scandal broke in the NY Times. Alcalde and Fay immediately pulled her bio and pic from their website, but after the Huffington Post exposed these screwheads they realized that hasty action could be considered an admission of guilt and today you can find Vicki HERE
Did Vicki Iseman (age 32) sleep with a man (McCain was nearly 64) twice her age for financial gain?
Who cares? We do know that John and Vicki were very cozy together flying around the country in Alcalde and Fay’s private jet during his 2000 presidential campaign. We do know that A&F donated big-time to McCain and received great payback during his term as head of the Commerce Committee.
.McCain’s message: “I’m a soldier in the Reagan Revolution!” Okay, we’ll buy that.
Reagan holds the record as the oldest American president: Age 69 on Day One.
If elected, John will enter the White House at age 72!
McCain will turn 80 before the end of his second term.
It was revealed to the public that Ronnie had Alzheimers in his early 80s…
although we all know Reagan was inflicted much earlier.
During the Iran/ Contragate hearings in the latter 1980s Ron repeatly claimed,
“I don’t remember, I don’t recall, I have no recollection…”
We believed Reagan in his mid 70s and, we believe McCain now…You are just like Reagan!
Super Tuesday!
Look quick! It only happens once every four years.
So sad…We had such great respect for John McCain as a fellow Nam vet and a tortured POW.
But now, our hero is willing to sell out his brothers and sisters and say anything to get elected.
If America tortures, our enemies have a great excuse to torture our kids.
Dear John, we who served America in a combat zone are shocked by your amazing flip-flop on the torture issue this week…but we wish you well. Give our regards to the Swift Boat guys in Hell.
Published by Greg at 08:04 AM on February 23, 2003