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Show Me the Money!

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Pro Life???!!!

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I knew Pope Benny’s weird eyes reminded me of someone…
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Thus far I have only received hate mail from half of youse billion Catholics. Email Rev Greg

A message from Pope Benedict XVI:
Our women know their place. God put them here to pop out as many little Catholics as possible…
10 is a nice, round number.
New butts in our pews and money in our collection plate…That’s our bottom line.
If women choose the Church will lose.
As you know, many other faiths feel the same. Religion is a tough business!
So, President Obama, let’s work out a deal:
I propose you send us a dollar…NO, make that a Euro…for every birth control pill sold in America. Abortion for rape victims? $10,000 (50% discount when one of our guys is involved). Same Sex Marriage? Recruit 10 ripe women and donate $1,000 each in their name and you’re in.
Yes, Barrack, if you want our help send us a holy bailout!
See how easy it can be?
Benny
Obama calls for understanding in Notre Dame speech.
SOUTH BEND, Ind. – President Barack Obama strode head-on Sunday into the stormy abortion debate and told graduates at America’s leading Roman Catholic university that both sides must stop demonizing one another.

Published by Greg at 05:56 PM on May 12, 2009