SONG CONTEST
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No Toys for Christmas
The tune is kinda like Gene Autry’s Back in the Saddle Again- or make up your own. Post your opus on YouTube and we’ll feature you on this site.Email Rev Greg
Written by Greg Giacona
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CH: No toys on this Christmas Day
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The North Pole has melted away
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It really is a shame, Global Warming is to blame
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Santa’s Mail was dumped into the bay
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1) Your Christmas List sunk in the icy water
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And sadly, gobbled by an otter…
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Eaten by a Polar Bear, Who really doesn’t care
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If Santa brings you toys and Harry Potter
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2) No presents beneath the Christmas tree
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Cause my Mom still drives her SUV
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Dad’s rolling in his Hummer and freezes us in summer
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So I’ll never get to sit on Santa’s knee
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3) A Russian flag now flies on Santa’s toyshop
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at the bottom of the deep blue sea
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Godless Commies now own Christmas,
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and Santa sure will miss us
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But he’s got no toys to give to you and me
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CH: No toys on this Christmas Day
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The North Pole has melted away
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It really is a shame. Global Warming is to blame
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And I’ll never get to sit on Santa’s knee,
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No I’ll never get to sit on Santa’s knee
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Published by Greg at 12:01 AM on December 19, 2007