“WE SMELL BLOOD!”
“BUT, I’M ONE OF YOU…”
YOU WERE…Until you got caught.
An important message from Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich
I’m a great American hero
…Just like Gary Cooper and Jimmy Stewart!
I’m innocent! Falsely arrested like Mandela, King and Gandhi
…and that Jesus guy (can’t remember his last name).Blagojevich compares himself to King, Mandela, Gandhi
And now, THE FIX IS IN! They wanna hang me…the good guy!
I am the real MAN WITH NO NAME (that you can pronounce)!I’m exactly like that hero in the Clint Eastwood (or John Wayne) movie who dopey citizens wanted to hang for stealing a horse, but he was in another town at the time so he was innocent and they didn’t hang him cause they found out another guy commited the crime so they made the falsely accused good guy the sheriff and no one wanted to hang him anymore for a while.
.PS: I’m also exactly like that Mother Teresa chick!
We feared that comedy had fled with Sarah Palin…but then God smiled and gave us Rod Blagojevich
.Illinois governor arrested for trying to sell off Obama Senate seat
Buy a 70s Dude wig.
Published by Greg at 06:29 AM on January 27, 2009