.It boggles the mind…in the coming weeks Bush will surely rescue his base:
Greedy Screwheads
…like Tom Delay, Jack Abramoff and Randy Cunningham… .
Loyal Bushies
…like Alberto Gonzales, Scooter Libby and Rush Limbaugh
Bat-shit crazy conservatives
…like Robochick and Ted Bundy.
.Yes, Ted Bundy…who spent much of his college days campaigning for Republican candidates while somehow managing to volunteer at a rape crisis center.
Perverts, Pedophiles and/or Religious Wackos
Larry Craig Mug Shot and Jim Bakker Busted:
.Mark Foley and 100,000 Catholic priests demand pardons…
.…as do Ted Haggard and Jimmy Swaggart.
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Every lame duck president pardons a few bad apples. Bush may pardon the whole rotten barrel.Some consider Watergate as the worst presidential crime against the American people…We say Ford’s pardon of Nixon.
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Published by Greg at 06:08 AM on November 5, 2008