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Psycho killer, qu’est que c’est?
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.Kathleen Sebelius, Senate Republicans block vote on Sebelius nomination
.Which reminds me of an old joke…
A rowboat with three men surrounded by sharks was sinking 100 yards from shore.
The Strongest Man in the World declared, “I will beat back these monsters and swim for help.”
He dove into the water and was immediately devoured.
The Holiest Man on Earth prayed, “Dear Lord, protect me in my quest…” Splash…gobbled.
The lone survivor…a lawyer, with nothing left to lose made a mad dash towards the beach.
The sharks backed off…Parting of the Red Sea (Moses deja Vu).
“WTF?” asked the lawyer. “Professional Courtesy”, said the sharks.
Your tax dollars on steroids
.Thanks to $400,000,000 of your bailout dollars Shea Stadium is now renamed Citi Field.
ABOVE LEFT: AIG – The front of the jersey of Manchester United is emblazoned with a large AIG, the team’s sponsor. However, considering the $150 billion U.S. taxpayers have poured into the company, perhaps “U.S. Taxpayer” would be a more appropriate moniker.
ABOVE CENTER: Wachovia Center NFL (Not Free League)…The Carolina Panthers play at Bank of America stadium, and the Baltimore Ravens play at M&T Bank stadium…The 76ers play there too, but the Philadelphia Flyers have had more recent success at Wachovia Center – more success than Wachovia Bank, now swallowed up by Wells Fargo. The Penguins play at Mellon Arena, which was paid for by Mellon Bank before they merged with Bank of New York to form Bank of New York Mellon that tapped the financial bailout. And not to be left out, the Vancouver Canucks play at General Motors (Canada) Place.
ABOVE RIGHT: Rose Bowl Game presented by Citi logoBowling for subsidies – College Bowl season kicked off with the EagleBank Bowl, played in the nation’s capital and named for one of the applicants for the financial bailout package. Formerly known as the Citrus Bowl, the Capital One Bowl was played New Year’s Day in Orlando, FL. Later that same day, the Nittany Lions played in the granddaddy of bowl games, the Rose Bowl Presented by Citi. GMAC, the financing arm of General Motors, had an eponymous bowl game played on January 6.
Tax Payers for Common Sense.
I can’t afford to take my family to a sports event in LA…and yet, corporate vampires are sucking up my tax dollars. Are you “Mad as hell, and I not going to take this anymore!” yet? I am. Join me.
Happy Birthday 200 to Abe and Darwin…Nee 2/12/1809
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.Yes! Let’s give all our tax dollars to the rich so they trickle down to (piss on) the peasants…
That’s worked so well. And, while we’re at it let’s empty Fort Knox and give a trillion to the greedy screwheads who caused the second worldwide Great Depression.
Stick with that plan GOP and come join us on the unemployment line after the next election.
At what point did the bull become a pig?
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Corporate lobbyists have been running America for 28 years…
Thus, Big Business gets all the breaks and the Middle Class gets screwed.
Here’s a thought: What if we take a page from Obama’s Internet playbook and ask 100,000,000 Americans to send in $5 so we can hire our own lobbyists to fight the war profiteers, Big Oil, the drug industry, HMOs, etc?
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America hits bottom in 2007
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And, the GREAT LIE that keeps us sinking deeper into this quagmire: “We fight them there so they don’t follow us home” (known as the DOMINO THEORY during Vietnam era).
CHICKENHAWKS…What would they know about Supporting Our Troops?
Plenty of money for Halliburton in each Bush budget, but medical benefits for our troops have been slashed in each.
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Published by Greg at 04:00 PM on January 17, 2010