Constructive Anarchy: The Blog

Cheech and Chong jump on the bus with Ron Paul

Newt Gingrich claims Child Labor Laws are stupid

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“Really poor children in really poor neighborhoods have no habits of working and have nobody around them who works. They have no habit of ‘I do this and you give me cash’–unless it’s illegal.”
Newt- Child Labor Laws are Stupid.

Paterno Fired by Penn, then Hired to Coach Vat City Cardinals

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Chris Christie Endorses Mitt Romney. So…who’s First in the GOP Polls?

Who’s on first?
Mitt.
Okay, somebody left their mitt on the bag but who’s playing first?
I am.
And what is your name?
Mitt.
I know you have a mitt but what’s your name?
Mitt.
Are you able to tell me who’s on second?
I can…Cain…He’s very able.
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The Face of the Party of No…Eric Can’tor

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“I have no sympathy for Mr. Cantor’s lament that this is a ‘political’ story,” Price (D-N.C.) said. “This is a story about the core values that inform the Republican Party’s policy decisions. That they would even contemplate holding emergency relief hostage to the demands of the Tea Party Caucus is abhorrent.”
Lawmaker rips Cantor’s FEMA statement as abhorrent.

Romney and Rick Perry…GOP Best???

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Why does Rick Perry deny evolution?

NOT GUILTY!!!

La Bella Vita for Casey Anthony, OJ and Little Bobby. Lawyer Up!

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time…or hire a big lawyer.
Baretta theme song link
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TAGS: Casey Anthony, OJ Simpson, Robert Blake, Killin’ and Chillin’ with a good American mouth piece, cost of American justice

Hillary and Huma…Pro Choice/ Pro Neuter

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Hillary’s fury over ‘stupid’ Weiner’s cover-up and betrayal of Huma

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001838/Anthony-Weiner-pictures-scandal-Hillary-Clintons-fury-betrayal-Huma-Abedin.html#ixzz1OysphOd1

Without Reagan there would be no Scott Walker today

Why do we need two guys on the night shift? Bust the Union! Do away with collective bargaining.
Make them work twice as many hours for half the pay. Tired? Sleepy? Suck it up you wimps.
Blame the Gipper’s ghost for air-traffic tower at Reagan National that went silent
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But, Ronny…
Isn’t it dangerous to have low-paid, overworked non-union workers in the control tower?
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ABOVE RIGHT- Ronald Reagan showed signs of Alzheimer’s while in White House his son claims.
Well, duh…This was a popular T (As I remember it) from the mid-1980s.
When Reagan slashed the budget for school lunches for poor kids and a reporter remarked,
“You have to at least give them a vegetable,” Ron shot back, “They have ketchup.”
ummm…a tomato is like a fruit…but we are beginning to wonder about you.

Tom DeLay, former U.S. House leader, sentenced to 3 years in prison.

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BELOW: Not a photoshop

Clear Channel yanks Tucson Pigboy billboard

There’s No Crying in Congress!

Dude…I hate WEEPY DRUNKS.
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But lots of crying when corrupt preachers get caught blowing welfare checks from white trash followers…Please forgive me and send me money!.
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Above: Ted Haggard: I’m Degayed! (Or Not). Jimmy Swaggart: Spent all your collection plate money on whores. Jim Bakker arrested as wife Tammy Faye explains: Our dog really needed that $250,000 guest house with air conditioning and a hot tub. Praise the lord!
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Above: Randy (Cheapest Bribe in Politics) Cunningham, Mark (Soul Man) Sanford and the biggest crybaby of them all. What a bunch of whiney, weepy, wimpy, drunken sots. Who listens to these people?

Thanks on this joyous day. Tom DeLay will never BUGGER America again!

“The criminalization of {corrupt} politicians undermines our very {broken} system and I’m very disappointed in the outcome {because I’m above the law},” DeLay told reporters outside the courtroom. I hope Tom is right. Tom DeLay GUILTY: Jury Convicts Republican In Money Laundering
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Tom DeLay…The Exterminator, Bugger, Hot Tub Tom, The Hammer, Family Values Guy, Wild Thang Dancer, Born-Again Birther and Jailhouse Rocker.
A roach by any other name is yet a roach… Decision Points- Written by the guy who took Dubya’s tests in college
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Top: Katrina. Bottom: 9/11 and The Pet Goat, Bush declares the Iraq War is over (more than 6 years ago) and the one door Bush, Sr couldn’t open for his idiot son.

Delaware Senate candidates Chris Coons and Christine O’Donnell

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All Hat No Cattle, BartCop, Internet Weekly Report, Pavlovian Obeisance, Freaking News, Punditkitchen
Thank you…approaching 250,000 hits. No ads or pop ups. Nothing for sale.
My regs are the smartest people on this planet. Many ask, “I want to get involved, but how?”
I am nobody. No talent, and yet, I always find a way in…like Zelig or Forrest Gump. YOU CAN TOO!
Tip of the Day: go to Punditkitchen.com and become a photoshop legend!
They offer great images each week and all’s you have to do is fill in the captions. Below are mine for today. It’s easy. Took me 20 minutes…and you are probably smarter and more computer literate.

GOP Stategy

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Lyrics to Kurt Cobain’s LITHIUM. Please forgive me. George W Bush claimed the God told him to run for office and to invade Iraq. But some people say… there were other voices in his head…
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Dick Cheney’s New Heart

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The man with more money than the Pope bought the latest and greatest heart fix.
Your crappy health insurance plan won’t cover 1% of $10,000,000,000 life-saving procedure.
On the down side…Cheney now has NO PULSE!
MY PREDICTION: A year from now Cheney will fall asleep counting money in his Uncle Scrooge bank vault at Halliburton in Dubai and when the company doctor hears no heartbeat Dick will be declared DEAD and WILL BE BURIED ALIVE! Karma? You betya! Right out of Edgar Allan Poe..
Halliburton’s Dubai Move Sparks Outcry. Members Of Congress Criticize Move As Insult To U.S. Soldiers And Taxpayers.
MY PS FAVS- All Hat No Cattle, BartCop, Internet Weekly Report, PavlovianObeisance, Freaking News

“I’m just trying to promote Tea-Bagger Tourism in Virginia”- Governor Bubba McDonnell

A Confederacy of Dunces Month

WHEREAS, it is important for all Virginians to reflect upon our Commonwealth’s shared history, to understand the sacrifices of the Confederate leaders, soldiers and citizens during the period of the Civil War, and to recognize how our history has led to our present; and
(NEW…TO PROVE WE”RE NOT BIGOTS) WHEREAS, it is important for all Virginians to understand that the institution of slavery led to this war and was an evil and inhumane practice that deprived people of their God-given inalienable rights and all Virginians are thankful for its permanent eradication from our borders, and the study of this time period should reflect upon and learn from this painful part of our history (That being said, let’s return to our celebration of Whiteness); and
WHEREAS, Confederate historical sites such as the White House of the Confederacy are open for White people to visit in Richmond today; and
NOW, THEREFORE, I, Robert (“Bubba”) McDonnell, do hereby recognize April 2010 as CONFEDERATE HISTORY MONTH in our COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA, and I call this observance to the attention of all our citizens. Signed, Gov Bubba.
Confederate History Month sparks anger in Va.
Virginia governor amends Confederate history proclamation to include slavery.

Obama’s Playing 3D Chess While the GOP Plays Checkers

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I keep hearing that from my progressive friends. I’m confused. Is it a good thing?
On the Plus Side: This image should prove once and for all that
Our president was not born in Kenya…or on Planet Earth!

Dubya finally lands a 2nd speaking gig…This one inside the USA!

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Speakers Left to Right: Jackoff, Larry, Curly, Moe…George, Laura and Barbara Bush…
and Bernie Madeoffwithyourmoney. GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!
Don’t Misunderestimate George W Bush!
When I first heard that Dubya would be the keynote speaker at this convention I thought,
“Dear, Lord…Why would they select the most inarticulate, least-read president in American history?
I searched and I found the answer: The goal of the Get Motivated! Business Seminar is
to “Teach anyone to sell anything to folks who don’t even want or need the product, and then convince them to become your lifelong customers.”
Rise above your principles, Liberals and give the man his due.
Sure, history will remember Bush as the worst president ever…
BUT, you must admit that George W is one of the greatest American salesmen ever!
Bush sold American taxpayers two unpopular wars (costing trillions thus far), deregulation and other corporate giveaways that led to the biggest economic worldwide collapse since the Great Depression, The (un)Patriot(ic) Act, Spying on every American citizen, torture, Gitmo, etc.
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“I don’t say he’s a great man. Willie Loman’s not the finest character that ever lived. But he’s a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He’s not to be allowed to fall in his grave like an old dog. Attention, attention must finally be paid to such a person.”
Linda (or Laura), referring to her husband Willie Loman (Dubya), Act 1…From Death of a Salesman.

Dracula’s Renfield (NRA president) says, “A real sportsman eats his kill!”
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OBAMA MAKES FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
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I Wanna Hold Your Hand

Tea Party Accomplished!

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4/15/09: After a week of nonstop promotion at a cost of a billion dollars, nearly all of Fox News remaining 3,168 veiwers took to the streets to protest the…well, they weren’t really sure what they were protesting (Elite Liberals who actually drink tea?), but all had a wonderful time.

Obama in Iraq

The George W Bush Memoirs

Four of these men are literate…
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Publishers say Laura’s Hot but Dubya’s Not.
Laura received eight bids for her memoirs…almost as many as Millie Bush (Barbara’s freaking dog!), but even self-publishing houses turn Dubya down.

When a puppet becomes a real boy…

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Tags- Maliki, Bush, Withdrawl Timetable, McCain a hundred more years in Iraq
Links to related articles:
Maliki’s Withdrawal Card, Maliki- Iraq no launch pad for Iran strike! Bush suggests Obama wants appeasement of terrorists- Daily Kos

What kind of crazy leader talks to our enemies?

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Well, let’s see…I remember JFK, Nixon and Reagan working on difs with our foes.
In fact, every president except Dubya has done so.

Was that the reflection of a naked woman in Cheney’s sunglasses?

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Congress poses and then backs down again

An Escalation by Any Other Name is Still an Escalation.

Dubya’s First Trip to the Holy Land

Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul…so different, and yet…

Court: NBC/GE Can Bar Kucinich
Paul: Fox is scared of me

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Happy 2008 in Virtual America!

Colloquially,
‘virtual’ has a similar meaning to ’ quasi-’ or ‘pseudo-’ (prefixes which themselves have quite different meanings), meaning something that appears to be something else…and, perhaps IS in a parallel universe ie Bizarro World when used in the adverbial form.

Gen Hayden as Torture Tsar

Sterling Hayden as Gen Ripper in Dr Strangelove

My favorite movie!
Are these two Haydens related? Like the guy in the State Department who was in charge of investigating Blackwater while his brother was on the payroll?
I’m tired…no links today. Use the Google.

J.K. Rowling Outs Hogwarts Character

Ted Haggard

By HILLEL ITALIE,AP 2007-10-20
NEW YORK (Oct. 20) - Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.
After reading briefly from the final book, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” she took questions from audience members.
She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds “true love.”
“Dumbledore is gay,” the author responded to gasps and applause.
She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. “Falling in love can blind us to an extent,” Rowling said of Dumbledore’s feelings, adding that Dumbledore was “horribly, terribly let down.”
Dumbledore’s love, she observed, was his “great tragedy.”

Has a Duel Monarchy Replaced Democracy in America?

Blackwater

The Wild Bunch
Blackwater
Erik Prince of Blackwater

Let me explain my Master Plan for Iraq again

Yes, I agree.
Nixon does look like Family Guy’s Quagmire.

General Petraeus or General Betray Us?

Link to Move On NY Times ad

A message from FDR: a REAL PRESIDENT:

Tyrants use fear as a tool to control the masses.
Good American presidents stomp on fear and those who fearmonger.

Now the Iraq Mission is to Save Face and Dubya asks, Which one?

Dick and me need more study time on this new Intelligence Report

Crash Test Dummy Smack-Off

Dubya vs Britney

“Click it or Ticket“…That’s just for you common folk. The ELITE don’t need no stinking seat belts!

Hundreds of thousands of Iraqis celebrate 4 years of American Occupation

Sorry…no flowers or candy this time.
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Published by Greg at 09:34 PM on January 12, 2012