Mel Gibson…Chick Magnet
.Oh, dear. Most Americans are caught up in the debate over what to do with 11 million Mexican illegal aliens. Why did they come here? Another day, Another Dolor. Yes, dolor means PAIN and these family-first people came here to make a dollar an hour rather than a dollar a day in their home country. THE SIMPLE SOLUTION: Throw every corporate CEO in jail for 20 years when he hires an illegal for less than minimum wage. AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN! International Corporations have BOUGHT a majority of Congress (Republicans and Blue Dog Dems) who will block any bill that will deny cheap labor.
I don’t worry about illegal Mexicans…They are my neighbors, friends, good people. I am much more concerned about 2 Ausie billionaire aliens destroying America: Rupert Murdoch and Mel Gibson.
Rupert turned America’s news into sleazy entertainment (no facts) and Mel hates Jews (just like his Daddy), Negroes and women. For less than $2,000 we could deport these two domestic terrorists back to Australia (Let them fly coach!) and America would be a better place.
I pity Mel’s 7 kids.
Dick Cheney’s New Heart
.The man with more money than the Pope bought the latest and greatest heart fix.
Your crappy health insurance plan won’t cover 1% of $10,000,000,000 life-saving procedure.
On the down side…Cheney now has NO PULSE!
MY PREDICTION: A year from now Cheney will fall asleep counting money in his Uncle Scrooge bank vault at Halliburton in Dubai and when the company doctor hears no heartbeat Dick will be declared DEAD and WILL BE BURIED ALIVE! Karma? You betya! Right out of Edgar Allan Poe..
Halliburton’s Dubai Move Sparks Outcry. Members Of Congress Criticize Move As Insult To U.S. Soldiers And Taxpayers.
MY PS FAVS- All Hat No Cattle, BartCop, Internet Weekly Report, PavlovianObeisance, Freaking News
“I’m just trying to promote Tea-Bagger Tourism in Virginia”- Governor Bubba McDonnell
A Confederacy of Dunces Month
WHEREAS, it is important for all Virginians to reflect upon our Commonwealth’s shared history, to understand the sacrifices of the Confederate leaders, soldiers and citizens during the period of the Civil War, and to recognize how our history has led to our present; and(NEW…TO PROVE WE”RE NOT BIGOTS) WHEREAS, it is important for all Virginians to understand that the institution of slavery led to this war and was an evil and inhumane practice that deprived people of their God-given inalienable rights and all Virginians are thankful for its permanent eradication from our borders, and the study of this time period should reflect upon and learn from this painful part of our history (That being said, let’s return to our celebration of Whiteness); and
WHEREAS, Confederate historical sites such as the White House of the Confederacy are open for White people to visit in Richmond today; and
NOW, THEREFORE, I, Robert (“Bubba”) McDonnell, do hereby recognize April 2010 as CONFEDERATE HISTORY MONTH in our COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA, and I call this observance to the attention of all our citizens. Signed, Gov Bubba.
Confederate History Month sparks anger in Va.
Virginia governor amends Confederate history proclamation to include slavery.
Oh, Dear John McCain
McCain’s wife, daughter back gay marriage movement.
.Cindy (left) and daughter Meghan (center) are currently starring in ads against Prop H8 and for same sex marriage as John McCain blusters on against basic civil rights for 10% of our population.
Get a clue, John. Cindy is no longer the young Phoenix Rodeo Queen blonde bimbo with $100,000,000 who you dumped your first family for. Today Cindy is a mature woman with her own opinions
…and your money is in her name. Run America? Cindy McCain runs her 8 homes.
So, shutup, John, or Cindy will cut off your allowance!
Obama’s Playing 3D Chess While the GOP Plays Checkers
.I keep hearing that from my progressive friends. I’m confused. Is it a good thing?
On the Plus Side: This image should prove once and for all that
Our president was not born in Kenya…or on Planet Earth!
Dubya finally lands a 2nd speaking gig…This one inside the USA!
.Speakers Left to Right: Jackoff, Larry, Curly, Moe…George, Laura and Barbara Bush…
and Bernie Madeoffwithyourmoney. GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!
Don’t Misunderestimate George W Bush!
When I first heard that Dubya would be the keynote speaker at this convention I thought,
“Dear, Lord…Why would they select the most inarticulate, least-read president in American history?
I searched and I found the answer: The goal of the Get Motivated! Business Seminar is
to “Teach anyone to sell anything to folks who don’t even want or need the product, and then convince them to become your lifelong customers.”
Rise above your principles, Liberals and give the man his due.
Sure, history will remember Bush as the worst president ever…
BUT, you must admit that George W is one of the greatest American salesmen ever!
Bush sold American taxpayers two unpopular wars (costing trillions thus far), deregulation and other corporate giveaways that led to the biggest economic worldwide collapse since the Great Depression, The (un)Patriot(ic) Act, Spying on every American citizen, torture, Gitmo, etc.
.“I don’t say he’s a great man. Willie Loman’s not the finest character that ever lived. But he’s a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He’s not to be allowed to fall in his grave like an old dog. Attention, attention must finally be paid to such a person.”
Linda (or Laura), referring to her husband Willie Loman (Dubya), Act 1…From Death of a Salesman.
Dracula’s Renfield (NRA president) says, “A real sportsman eats his kill!”
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OBAMA MAKES FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
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I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Tea Party Accomplished!
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.4/15/09: After a week of nonstop promotion at a cost of a billion dollars, nearly all of Fox News remaining 3,168 veiwers took to the streets to protest the…well, they weren’t really sure what they were protesting (Elite Liberals who actually drink tea?), but all had a wonderful time.
Obama in Iraq
The George W Bush Memoirs
Four of these men are literate…
.Publishers say Laura’s Hot but Dubya’s Not.
Laura received eight bids for her memoirs…almost as many as Millie Bush (Barbara’s freaking dog!), but even self-publishing houses turn Dubya down.
When a puppet becomes a real boy…
.Tags- Maliki, Bush, Withdrawl Timetable, McCain a hundred more years in Iraq
Links to related articles:
Maliki’s Withdrawal Card, Maliki- Iraq no launch pad for Iran strike! Bush suggests Obama wants appeasement of terrorists- Daily Kos
What kind of crazy leader talks to our enemies?
.Well, let’s see…I remember JFK, Nixon and Reagan working on difs with our foes.
In fact, every president except Dubya has done so.
Was that the reflection of a naked woman in Cheney’s sunglasses?
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Congress poses and then backs down again
An Escalation by Any Other Name is Still an Escalation.
Dubya’s First Trip to the Holy Land
Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul…so different, and yet…
Court: NBC/GE Can Bar Kucinich
Paul: Fox is scared of me
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Happy 2008 in Virtual America!
Colloquially,
‘virtual’ has a similar meaning to ’ quasi-’ or ‘pseudo-’ (prefixes which themselves have quite different meanings), meaning something that appears to be something else…and, perhaps IS in a parallel universe ie Bizarro World when used in the adverbial form.
Gen Hayden as Torture Tsar
Sterling Hayden as Gen Ripper in Dr Strangelove
My favorite movie!Are these two Haydens related? Like the guy in the State Department who was in charge of investigating Blackwater while his brother was on the payroll?
I’m tired…no links today. Use the Google.
J.K. Rowling Outs Hogwarts Character
Ted Haggard
By HILLEL ITALIE,AP 2007-10-20
NEW YORK (Oct. 20) - Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.
After reading briefly from the final book, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” she took questions from audience members.
She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds “true love.”
“Dumbledore is gay,” the author responded to gasps and applause.
She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. “Falling in love can blind us to an extent,” Rowling said of Dumbledore’s feelings, adding that Dumbledore was “horribly, terribly let down.”
Dumbledore’s love, she observed, was his “great tragedy.”
Has a Duel Monarchy Replaced Democracy in America?
Blackwater
The Wild BunchBlackwater
Erik Prince of Blackwater
Let me explain my Master Plan for Iraq again
Yes, I agree.
Nixon does look like Family Guy’s Quagmire.
General Petraeus or General Betray Us?
Link to Move On NY Times ad
A message from FDR: a REAL PRESIDENT:
Tyrants use fear as a tool to control the masses.
Good American presidents stomp on fear and those who fearmonger.
Now the Iraq Mission is to Save Face and Dubya asks, Which one?
Dick and me need more study time on this new Intelligence Report
Crash Test Dummy Smack-Off
Dubya vs Britney
“Click it or Ticket“…That’s just for you common folk. The ELITE don’t need no stinking seat belts!
Hundreds of thousands of Iraqis celebrate 4 years of American Occupation
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Published by Greg at 01:34 AM on July 15, 2010