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Alfred Beardsley
Do blondes have more fun in jail?TMZ Smoking Gun
OMG! I know this guy. Alfred Beardsley and I were LA IATSE Local 150 projectionists
20 years ago…working Hollywood and Westwood.
Al moved here from NYC and played it cool until he earned full union membership…
and then, he began operating.
Within a year everyone in Hollywood knew:
If you want a print of a hot movie and don’t care where it came from…call Al!
If there is any justice left in America after Alberto Gonzales…
OJ and Al will share a cell for eternity.
Have you ever known an infamous crook?
Wanna hear some exclusive Al Beardsley stories from his peers?
Only if you beg… Email Greg
Drunks in Space
Great idea! Get Britney, Paris and Linsey off the LA Freeways where I spend 18 hours a week. OOPS. I forgot Nicole Richie who was driving the wrong way on the 134. Give these lovely ladies a million hours of community service in space for each DUI. I want to live! Who can they hit-and-run on Mars?
Is the current NASA scandal somehow related to the last one?
Crash Test Dummy Smack-Off
Dubya vs Britney
“Click it or Ticket“…That’s just for you common folk. The ELITE don’t need no stinking seat belts!Free FREEDOM Hilton…formerly known as Paris
Sheriff Lee Baca reveals Paris Hilton’s Severe Medical Problem!
“Immediately upon arrival at my jail Ms Hilton challenged alltime champ, Lucas “Luke” Jackson,
to a no-hands-hard-boiled-egg-eating contest.
The new inmate won, but suffered a life-threatening tummy ache. Her royal shrink explained that the princess was about to explode but the Elite Code forbids thr rich from blowing chunks before commoners…so I sent Princess Di…excuse me…Ms Hilton home.”
NOTE: If you are unfamilar with this image reference, go rent Cool Hand Luke today.
Poor Little Rich Girl
3/5/07: Last weekend Britney Spears decided that she was the anti-Christ. The pop star, who is staying at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, reportedly wrote the number 666 across her head, terrorized staff members by screaming “I am the anti-Christ,” then attempted to hang herself with a bedsheet.Link to Rolling Stone article
This is your hair on drugs
Britney
Phil Spector
CELEBRETARDS as Saints and gods? American Idols? When did my beloved country become so dumb? Is SHOPPING our new religion and WALMART our temple where we gather each Sunday to marvel at the wonderous (cheap) products created in sweatshops around the world? America once had a soul.
ART DISCOUNT! Regular size Virgin Mary oils by the Masters usually fetch tens of millions but for a limited time this extra large economy size mural is on sale for only $50,000!
Link to article
The Eagles went down to the Crossroads and made a deal. For the next year you can only buy their new album at Walmart. If you do so, please don’t return to this site.
Mamas, teach your girls to grow up to be Dixie Chicks
These brave ladies risked their career (and their lives) to stand up for what they knew was right.
The Dixie Chicks are Nashville refugees for reasons of politics and personality — after stinging comments about President Bush, country radio banned them and country fans shunned them — but on Sunday the trio found blue-state redemption at the 49th annual Grammy Awards with five awards, including song, record and album of the year. The Chicks, became the first act in 13 years to sweep all three prestigious categories (Best song, Best artists and Best album).Link to LA Times article
We will miss you, Jane Wyatt…
You were the glue that held this perfect American, WASP suburban family (played by a highly disfunctional cast) together. 
James Cameron and the Tomb of Jesus
For our younger readers: The reference here is The Life of Brian…a very funny movie,
and as a bonus, it will probably annoy your parents.
Published by Greg at 11:41 PM on September 2, 2007