One of these 3 guys is 1) Bob Dobbs, cult leader of a weird religion,
2) Another is the son of a guy whose grandparents belonged to an illegal religious cult and his father was born in Mexico, but there was a revolution so his fugitive family sneaked back across the border and Dad grew up to run for president in 1972 even though he was an illegal alien and no Birthers complained because he was white.
3) The third guy above is just clip art.
Can you match the image with the description of these 3?
If Anthony Weiner was a Family Values Republican He’d still have a job
.LEFT- GOP Log Cabinist Mark Foley spent most of his time in Congress enjoying life, liberty and the pursuit of teenage page boys. RIGHT- David Vitter with the MOMMY COMPLEX likes strange women who order him to wear a diaper…but, he remains in Congress because he promised to never again hire a prostitute during an important vote.
.LEFT- Wide-Stance Larry Craig. From the urban dictionary: “Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.” Craig said he would resign but remained a Senator until he was ready to retire…didn’t help McCain’s Family Values campaign.
RIGHT- John Ensign asked Daddy for $96,000 to pay off his mistress. He finally resigned after he realized that his indictment would probably turn up facts that would send him to prison.
.Family Value Guy Mark Sanford had a wife and a bunch of kids here but his “Soul Mate” beckoned him from Argentina. Sanford disappeared…lying to staff and all America: “I am hiking the Appalachian trail” RIGHT- God’s gift to women Bill O’Reilly
.The only question that was never answered: “Was Rush in the Dominican for the underage girls or boys?”
.TAGS- Anthony Weiner, David Vitter, Larry Craig, Oscar Meyer, Weinermobile
Yes, Virginia, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS!
…But, No North Pole. Please be patient.Santa will soon return and the greedy corporate screwheads will rot in prison and/or hell.
President Obama - Let’s Talk…
Bush Billionaire Tax Cuts will soon expire.
Baggers Lose Another Election on Dancing With the Stars
.Jennifer Grey, the daughter of the great Joel Grey, has been dancing since she began to walk (some 48 years)…Bristol began 3 weeks before the competition. A million Bagger robocalls couldn’t save their klutz.
Man shoots TV with shotgun over Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars.
.For 75 years America has shocked and awed with our great dancing:
Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Michael Jackson, Saturday Night Fever, Dirty Dancing, etc,etc,etc.
But, once again the Baggers tried to drag us down to their level (lowest common denominator)
and the rest of the world WAS LAUGHING AT AMERICA.
But they lost…again! There is hope for America. Stranger than fiction…
Twins Eddie Munster and Carly Munster Fiorina were separated at birth some 56 years ago and have not spoken since…And, yet, both have an irrational fear of silver bullets, Like to dance naked in the light of a full moon and have said publicly that “Barbara Boxer has a really bad haircut!”
Clarence and Ginnedup Thomas
.Oh, come on. Who among you hasn’t been drunk all night and made a a really stupid call in the early morning hours to an ex or someone your spouse had a crush on 20 years ago?
Supremely Bad Judgment
By MAUREEN DOWD: In the wacky coda to one of the most searing chapters in American history, everyone remained true to form.Anita Hill reacted with starchy disgust.
Ginni Thomas came across like a spiritually addled nut.
Clarence Thomas was mute, no doubt privately raging about the trouble women have caused him.
And now into the circus comes Lillian McEwen, an old girlfriend of Thomas’s. Read more
Looking to shop a memoir, the 65-year-old McEwen used the occasion of Ginni’s weird phone message to Anita — asking her to “consider an apology” and “pray about this” and “O.K., have a good day!” — to open up to reporters.
If “the real Clarence” had been revealed at the time, he probably wouldn’t have ascended to the court, McEwen told The Times’s Ashley Parker. Especially since the real Clarence denied ever using the “grotesque” argot of the porn movies he regularly rented at a D.C. video store.
In her interviews, McEwen confirmed Thomas’s obsession with women with “huge, huge breasts,” with scouting the women he worked with as possible partners, and with talking about porn at work — while he was head of the federal agency that polices sexual harassment.
Years later, some of the Democrats on that all-male, all-white Senate Judiciary Committee told me they assumed there must have been a consensual romance between the boss and his subordinate. McEwen assumed so, too, because Clarence took Anita with him when he changed agencies. Hill has made it clear she felt no reciprocal attraction.
Joe Biden, the senator who ran those hearings, was leery of the liberal groups eager to use Hill as a pawn to checkmate Thomas. He circumscribed the testimony of women who could have corroborated Hill’s unappetizing portrait of a power-abusing predator.
For the written record, Biden allowed negative accounts only from women who had worked with Thomas. He also ruled out testimony from women who simply had personal relationships with Thomas, and did not respond to a note from McEwen — a former assistant U.S. attorney who had once worked as a counsel for Biden’s committee — reminding him of her long relationship with Thomas.
It’s too late to relitigate the shameful Thomas-Hill hearings. We’re stuck with a justice-for-life who lied his way onto the bench with the help of bullying Republicans and cowed Democrats.
We don’t know why Ginni Thomas, who was once in the thrall of a cultish self-help group called Lifespring, made that odd call to Hill at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. But we do know that the Thomases show supremely bad judgment. Mrs. Thomas, a queen of the Tea Party, is the founder of a new nonprofit group, Liberty Central, which she boasts will be bigger than the Tea Party. She sports and sells those foam Statue of Liberty-style crowns as she makes her case against the “tyranny” of President Obama and Congressional Democrats, who, she charges, are hurting the “core founding principles” of America.
As The Times’s Jackie Calmes wrote, Mrs. Thomas started her nonprofit in late 2009 with two gifts of $500,000 and $50,000, and additional sums this year that we don’t know about yet. She does not have to disclose the donors, whose money makes possible the compensation she brings into the Thomas household.
There is no way to tell if her donors have cases before the Supreme Court or whether her husband knows their identities. And she never would have to disclose them if her husband had his way.
The 5-to-4 Citizens United decision last January gave corporations, foreign contributors, unions, Big Energy, Big Oil and superrich conservatives a green light to surreptitiously funnel in as much money as they want, whenever they want to elect or unelect candidates. As if that weren’t enough to breed corruption, Thomas was the only justice — in a rare case of detaching his hip from Antonin Scalia’s — to write a separate opinion calling for an end to donor disclosures.
In Bush v. Gore, the Supreme Court chose the Republican president. In Citizens United, the court may return Republicans to control of Congress. So much for conservatives’ professed disdain of judicial activism. And so much for the public’s long-held trust in the impartiality of the nation’s highest court.
Justice Stephen Breyer recently rejected the image of the high court as “nine junior varsity politicians.” But it’s even worse than that. The court has gone beyond mere politicization. Its liberals are moderate and reasonable, while the conservatives are dug in, guzzling Tea.
Thomas and Scalia have flouted ethics rules by attending seminars sponsored by Koch Industries, an energy and manufacturing conglomerate run by billionaire brothers that has donated more than $100 million to far-right causes.
Christine O’Donnell may not believe in the separation of church and state, but the Supreme Court does not believe in the separation of powers.
O.K., have a good day!
MITCH MCCONNELL on NO and GO SLOW
.My humble, sincere apologies to Saint Theodor Seuss Geisel, who you know as Dr Seuss.
I am not worthy (like Wayne and Garth)…and yet, I debase his great work because I have no shame. Mitch McConnell is Yertle the Turtle!
Can Elena Kagan survive the Dumb-Is-Beautiful Tea Baggers?
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.Ah, yes…NY 23: The 2nd most interesting American election of this century.
Upstate New York Republicans chose Dierdre Scozzafava as their candidate to run in New York’s 23th District…one of the safest GOP strongholds where a Dem has not won since the Civil War! Scozzafava was cruising to an easy victory over Bill Owens, but at the last minute national party wingnuts jumped in and replaced her with carpetbagger Doug Hoffman.
Why? Because Dierdre is not batshit crazy enough. She is a real conservative.
Mark Sanford sobs I cried for five days…
Don’t Cry for Me Argentina on YouTube
.Thomas Crapper who didn’t invent the toilet, but made it very popular.
Link to Zippie Are we having fun yet? Zippy was never sure.
Link to Zippy’s theme song
2004.
ALBERTO GONZALES or The Best of Lovitz from SNL?
Boycott ABC and Disney.Coming Soon From Catapult the Propaganda Films
DISNEY/ABC/HOROWITZ PRESENTS:
3) WE CAN“T CUT AND RUN
Left: Gen. Michael V. Hayden, ____________Right: Gen. Jack D Ripper, aka Sterling Hayden__
Andover Ex-Head Cheerleader, Dubya tests his chops.
From Alissa at www.constructiveanarchy.com/blog
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Published by Greg at 03:59 AM on June 15, 2011