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Lou Dobbs from my archive.
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Trail of Tears.
Oklahoma’s name is derived from the Choctaw words okla and humma, meaning red people. LINK
A Yahoo is a legendary being in the novel Gulliver’s Travels (1726) by Jonathan Swift. Swift describes the Yahoos as vile and savage creatures, filthy and with unpleasant habits, resembling human beings far too closely for the liking of protagonist Lemuel Gulliver, who finds the calm and rational society of intelligent horses, the Houyhnhnms, far preferable. The Yahoos are primitive creatures obsessed with “pretty stones” they find by digging in mud, thus representing the distasteful materialism and ignorant elitism Swift encountered in Britain. Hence the term “Yahoo” has become synonymous with “cretin,” “dinosaur,” and/or “Neanderthal.”
Okla. tea party leaders and legislators envision militia designed to fight federal mandates
Coming soon to a grocery store near you
Falwell and the Age of power-crazed HypoChristians are dead. Praise the Lord!
Can I have MY Jesus back now? The Prince of Peace…Blessed are the Peacemakers, Love thy neighbor (even the gay ones), the meek shall inherit the earth, Dick Cheney can no more enter the Kingdom of Heaven then a camel can pass thru the eye of a needle. Do you remember the guy I’m talking about? The one who threw money lenders and televangelists out of the temple? The guy who hated and feared NO ONE! During the past 30 years millions of well-intentioned American Christians have strayed and worshiped The Love of Power more than The Power of Love. It is time to return to the fold. We welcome you home, Prodigal Sons.
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Unfortunately…this is a real story (Okay, I added the Blackwater part, But you and I know Erik Prince is somehow involved). I’d give you a link, but the LA Times scrubbed their 06/22/09 story “Hoping that Bibles and bullets don’t meet” from the net…Look over there…never happened! However, I have a copy sitting right here in front of me and would love to scan and email a copy to you. email Rev Greg.
Don’t know from hence. Would love to credit artist.
Teach Your Children Well…
Sadly, this HypoCristian kiddie brainwashing propaganda is also real. The ad describes this crap as:
The collection that started it all, The Christian Knight Comics Coloring Kit: Onward Christian Soldiers features 15 pages to color with a set of 8 crayons (red, blue, yellow, green, violet, orange, brown and black). An assortment of Christian Knight characters are showcased including Mr. Christian, Revelation, DesertWind, Nightray and others. All feature biblical references and lessons about faith, wisdom and the power of God. Buy it here for $2.99
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TAGS_ The Fly, The Karate Kid, Brave Little Tailor, I Killed Seven With One Blow
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David Duke- Wikipedia, Official David Duke Website -very funny! Rush Limbaugh
Catch up. Click here for last week’s Denialsville Dispatch
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Thomas Crapper who didn’t invent the toilet, but made it very popular.
Sisters
Lynn Cheney’s great novel is the best girl-on-girl smut ever!
Dick received 5 draft deferment during Vietnam because he was married to the hot chick from high school who used to twirl flaming batons.
When he learned that his marriage was a sham Dick channeled his sexual frustration to become Master of the Universe…and then he met Tony.
.I’m Chris Matthews and this is Hardball…
.Something about this guy gives me a tingle down my leg.
What do you think, Pat Robertson…Is he a poser?PAT: I want to see a Bethlehem birth certificate. Some say that this guy was born in Hawaii.
The real Jesus would have blown up all the liberals, feminists, homos, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and Jews and carried me and my flock to heaven by now!
CHRIS: What about that Mr Jesus…Pat Robertson dares you to bring on Armegeddon.
JESUS: I find the rapture fable quite amusing. I recall the story says only 12,000 JEWS from each of the 12 tribes of David will be saved if they accept me as their savior.
Which of the 12 Jewish tribes was yours, Mr Robertson?
CHRIS: What about that, Pat. Are you and your followers ex-jews?
PAT: Our Jesus is blonde with blue eyes! America is the home of real Christians.
Why was this guy picked up in Iraq with no ID papers?
JESUS: Iraq is the Cradle of Civilization. Home of the Garden of Eden and all the cities in the first chapters of the Old Testament.
My travel agent told me, “If you only visit Earth once every 2,000 years, start with Iraq.”
CHRIS: Bet you’re sorry now, J-Man…scooped up as an enemy combatant, branded a terrorist and doomed to Gitmo for 5 years.
JESUS: During my first visit to your world the Roman Empire (who occupied my land) called me a terrorist and condemned me to death for preaching peace. So, what’s new?
CHRIS: Pat made a good point earlier: “Real Christians are White!”
How do you explain you non-whiteness?
JESUS: The Bible says I had skin “the color of bronze” or “dark honey” and hair black and “like that of sheep”…you know, nappy…kinky. No one in the Middle East looked like you and Pat 2,000 years ago.
CHRIS: So, what’s the plan now, Dr J…no, that one’s taken…J-Dog?
JESUS: I once threw the money lenders out of the Temple. Today I will travel to America to remove every conman who preaches hate and fear in my name for his own personal profit.
PAT: You’ll never be welcome in my church, Jesus. We already have too many illegal aliens in America. I’m calling Homeland Security and Lou Dobbs right now!
CHRIS: And, that’s the poll question for tonight:
Are American Christians ready to welcome Jesus back into their church?
Published by Greg at 04:42 AM on April 20, 2010