Cheney, Scalia Vow Support For Gay Marriage Amendment
Posted on April 24, 2004 : Comments?
WASHINGTON, D.C. (OMS) — Power behind the throne Dick Cheney today astonished small-brained conservatives everywhere when he pledged “deep, abiding support” for a constitutional amendment allowing gays to marry. The consternation was doubled when Opus Dei zombie Antonin Scalia also announced his support for such an amendment. Scalia also announced his surprise engagement to Captain Heart Attack, saying that Cheney was “a man’s man. Literally. Let’s face it,” he told the Conference of Concerned Deeply Repressed Republican Women Who Really Need Some Quality Time With A Gallon Of Astro-Glide And A Really, Really Big Vibrator, “we’re just upholding the core conservative value of keeping the government out of the bedroom, right? So we’re just setting an example. And I’m wearing my special boxers just for you, Dickie-baby.”
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Published by Greg at 09:58 PM on March 7, 2005