Things Younger Than the Combined Ages of John McCain and Ron Paul
.Above- End of Civil War…Lee surrenders to Grant. Lincoln assassinated. Below- Custer’s Last Stand and Roper’s Steam Carriage
. Steam?!!! American Robber Barons can’t make big profits off steam. Let’s switch to OIL!
The McCain/ Paul Combo (Would you like to Supersize that?) is also older than the first:
ABOVE: Toilet paper (1867), typewriter (1867), telephone (1876), light bulb (1880), camera (1888), American movies (1903) and aeroplanes (1903)And, below our favorite: Coca-Cola
.Coca-Cola really was the Pause That Refreshes until 1903 when they were forced to remove COCAINE from their product. Some of us wondered about the origin of the name.
Things Younger Than John McCain
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(Above) The Golden Gate Bridge (early 1937) and the Hindenburg (5/6/37)
(Below) Joe Lewis becones the first Black Heavyweight Champ (6/22/37),
Amelia Earhart disappears (7/18/37) and the earliest TVs…
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We must clear up some false info floating around Cyberspace:
John McCain is older than Batman, But two years younger than Superman! John is also a year younger than Social Security and Unemployment.
But it is true that McCain is older than Bilbo Baggins, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Wizard of Oz, Casablanca and Gone With the Wind…Flag Day, the CIA, Cheerios, ball point pens, bikinis, Tupperware and Polaroid cameras…
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Published by Greg at 08:39 AM on May 3, 2008