From Billionaires for Bush because we’re fair and completely unbalanced.Recent American Occupation and Oil History As I Remember
Jan.17,1961: Dwight D. Eisenhower warns us of the military industrial complex. Ike was too polite to say murderous war profiteers and oil industry greedheads..
FROM WIKIPEDIA: Cowboy diplomacy is a term used to describe the resolution of international conflicts through brash risk-taking, intimidation, military deployment, or a combination of such tactics. It is criticized as stemming from an overly-simple, dichotomous world view. Overtly provocative phraseology typically centralizes the message, such as George W. Bush’s “You’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists, Bring ‘em on and There’s a new sheriff in town!”
Eisenhower was the last decent, REAL REPUBLICAN president. Ike didn’t own a cowboy hat.
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Late Oct, 1963: JFK has second thoughts, “Let’s rethink our Vietnam commitment”.
3 weeks later…assassinated.
LBJ remembered the Alamo and pledged to stay the course…until he realized that he was about to become the first American president to lose a war. Lyndon dropped out in ‘68.
ABOVE RIGHT 1968: MLK pointed out half the kids dying in Nam are Black. 3 weeks later…assassinated. This is the 40 anniversity of the last real anti-war/ anti-occupation candidate. 3 weeks after declaring his candidacy RFK was assassinated.
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And, thus, a paranoid amoral little man became our leader. Nixon’s inferiority complex placed every great American on his enemy’s list. Trickie Dickie bugged everyone and finally got caught at the Watergate Hotel. Nixon spent his last White House days wandering the halls with a bottle in his hand talking to portraits of a club he knew he was not worthy to belong. How sad.
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Most Republicans ran for cover, but one man seized the day (ABOVE LEFT):
“Bring me an idiot to pardon Nixon!”
His minions (ABOVE RIGHT) answered, “Lord Master, there is one man in Congress who played too many college football games without a helmet.”
“Let him kneel before my throne and I shall make him VP and the FIRST NON-ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!”
“But, Lord Master, what will become of the GOP?”
“Republicans no longer exist. We are now the “I’m not Nixon Party”
Darth Cheney: “That name kinda sucks…”
Dr K: “How about NEW CONSERVATIVES, or NEOCONS?”
Rummy: “I like it…But, what is our mission?”
“Oil is too important to be in the hands of the Arabs!”.
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ABOVE LEFT- 1976: Ford stumbles and losses election.
ABOVE RIGHT- 2000: Dubya’s tribute to Ford as Diebold helps Bush become the 2nd unelected president.
Kissinger begins to plan the 1980 campaign and declares, “The presidency is too important to be in the hands of American politicans! Who is the head of the CIA?”
Darth Cheney: “George H W Bush”.
“Qualifications?”
“Oil man…planned covert drug operations in SE Asia to pay for mercenaries.”
“Perfect! Bush will run America as VP for 8 years, then as president for another 8.”
Cheney: “Americans elect a CIA guy? That’s as crazy as Russians voting for a KGB guy.
Maybe we can sneak in a spy for one term…
But, we still need a likable dope to pretend to be our president.”
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“Call Hollywood and cast a guy who can deliver our talking points without opinions…with a cowboy hat, nice smile and an image Americans trust.”
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Link to OCTOBER SURPRISE Oh, Dear…Kissinger made a deal with America’s worst enemy (Iran) to sell them Weapons of Mass Destruction if they would hold our hostages until after the election. Wimps like Jefferson and Paine would call this TREASON, but these were complicated times. Thus, Jimmy Carter: the last decent American to occupy the White House…was defeated.
Reagan won the 1980 election and one month later John Lennon was assassinated!!!???
Link on this site to GOP St Ronny
Oil Occupations under Reagan
.Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden…two brutal little punk thugs. You would not know their names today without support in the 1980s from their great friend and patron Ronald Reagan.
WHAT MOST AMERICANS DON’T KNOW: While Kissinger promised billions of WMDs to Iran, he did the same for Iraq while two counties were involved in a bloody war. America also encouraged the Kurds to revolt and break away from Iraq. “We’ve got you back!” When they did the Kurds got a taste of the finest American poison gas. Reagan had no comment.
CURRENT: Deja Vu All Over Again…in Georgia. We will betray Poland is next.
Osama…the black sheep of the bin Laden family, as Dubya is of the Bush clan.
Exiled to Afghanistan by half of the royal Saudi cancer, Osama was a wannabe war lord with a handful of men. Reagan gave him $3,000,000,000 and persuaded Saudi Arabia to do the same.
Osama bin Laden became an American Idol.
WHY? By 1980 the world knew that Middle East oil would run out in 50 years and thus looked to the last great untapped oil/ natural gas source in the Caspian Sea. Russia occupied all of the land north of the sea and now attemted to occupy Afghanistan in the west.
The Russian Empire was spread too thin and Ronny’s $6,000,000,000 in military aid bankrupt the commies in 1991…
The American Empire is spread too thin with occupations in Iraq and Afghanistan to help Georgia. Will we soon go bust like Russia?
McCain’s solution this week” BRING BACK THE DRAFT!
.Are you willing to risk your life (recruitment age was pushed back to 43 last month) or send your children to die for our oil pipelines around the world? If so…vote McCain.
But, what happened to the cowboy hat?
Liberating Oil in Afghanistan, Iraq and Georgia
RED: Natural gas/Oil Pipelines serviced by and/or built by Darth Cheney’s Halliburton.ALSO RED: 100 years hence: Where your great,great,great grandchildren will be standing duty if McCain is elected.
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Published by Greg at 05:52 AM on April 6, 2004