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Pat Buchanan Defends Slavery and VA Confederate History Month

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This is so sad. Pat Buchanan was once a GOP hero…a presidential candidate!

Kill For Peace- The Fugs

ProtoPunk! Way back in the early sixties a handful of artists and poets were hanging out.
One said, “Let’s start a rock band.”
“But, we don’t play any musical instruments.”
“I know. We’ll be perfect!”
…And, they were.
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Aug, 1968: The Moral Majority watched in horror the hippies/ yippies arrived in Chicago for the GOP National Convention. Mayor Daley prepared for the invasion with more than 12,000 police and National Guardsmen. His office ordered landlords to deny longhairs housing and for restaurants to refuse them meals. The city turned down requests for permits to sleep in Lincoln Park. The Yippies, in response, turned the city into a circus. Allen Ginsberg carried a briefcase labeled “Secret Plans” and 20,000 teens wore buttons that read “Yippie Leader”. Rumors circulated that the Yippies threatened to drop LSD into the public water system, and Daley dispatched thousands of troops to defend the reservoirs. McCarthy had no chance, and the Yippies nominated a new candidate: Pigasus (a pleasant-looking boar from a local farm). Daley failed to see the humor. Police took the real pig candidate and his common-law wife, Piggy Wiggy, into custody, before the porker had officially entered the race. The Yippies rallied around the animal shelter, chanting, “Free the Pigs”. Meanwhile, the police set up a command center in the Lincoln Park Zoo.
The inevitable confrontation began. The Yippies organized a Rock concert in the park on Sunday… the eve of the Convention. Most of the biggest American Rock bands had promised to play in Chicago, but when the shit hit the fan, only the MC-5 and the Fugs had the courage to show up.
CLICK HERE to read much more about boob tube, flicks, rock&roll and politics from 1968…
From my free ebook Puzzling Evidence

No You Can’t featuring John Boehner

You remember the old rule: When two vowels go walking the first does the talking = Boner!

John Prine- Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven


While digesting Reader’s Digest
In the back of a dirty book store
A plastic flag with gum on the back
Fell out on the floor.
Well,I picked it up and ran outside
And slapped it on my windowshield.
And If I could see ol’ Betsy Ross
I’d tell her how good I feel.
(Chorus:) But, you flag decal won’t get you
Into Heaven anymore.
They’re already overcrowded
From your dirty little war
Now Jesus don’t like Killin’
No matter what the reasons for.
And your flag decal won’t get you into Heaven anymore.

Well,I went to the Bank this morning
And the cashier said to me
If you join the Christmas Club
We’ll give you ten of them flags for free.
I didn’t mess a round a bit
I took him up on what he said
And stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife’s forehead.
(Chorus:)
Well,I got my windshield so filled with flags I couldn’t see
So I ran my car upside a curb and right into a tree
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead,
And I’ll never understand
Why the man,
Standing in the Pearly Gates said…
(Chorus:)

Warning: Mature audiences with a sense of humor only.

Id Monsters by Ken Tao

ZOMBIES EATING ZOMBIE STEW…
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Published by Nick at 01:34 PM on May 29, 2010