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ABOVE LEFT- Oh, Dear. This all began in 2003 when openly-gay Gene Robinson was elected New Hampshire Episcopalian bishop and cured homo Rev Jabba-the-Hut Schofield flipped out and declared war: “Homos and women will never be ordained in my church!”…
To which his bosses responded, “We own the building. Take a hike.”
Schofield sued and lost in court and lately has been preaching hate from his SUV.
ABOVE RIGHT- Most Episcopalians remained loyal but here Pope Benny uses his divine X-ray vision to examine the wallets of the homophobic rebels.
“They left the Catholic church 500 years ago…We always knew they’d come crawling back one day.”
10/21- Attendance down, conversions slipping, a shortage of revenue, a shortage of priests, a shortage of vulnerable altar boys, enlightened believers fleeing the Roman Catholic Church in droves. What’s a poor pontiff to do? Hmm. How about co-opting another religion! ProPup article Washington Post
Problems ahead: Episcopalian priests are married. Won’t 25% of their straight Catholic peers be jealous? Will Schofield’s God Squad embrace thousands of gay pedophiles? Who would Jesus hate?
Published by Nick at 11:56 PM on October 29, 2004