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Item One on Nancy Pelosi's Agenda: Marriage Ban!
November 10, 2006
Nancy Pelosi measured the drapes and picked ecru…an evironmentally friendly earth-tone color. The new Speaker of the House (first chick to get that far) now turns to the most glaring domestic threat to America: How could any rational human being vote for Bob Corker over Harold Ford?
Elvis Slobinski, head of the Britney Spears Sanctity of Marriage Institute, offered a clue:
“A slight majority of citizens of Tennessee have…somewhere in their background…a marriage between cousins. Inbreeding creates idiots. Just look at the Royal families in Europe (Read Shakespeare”s Richard III) or the Middle East. Crazy people!”
“Forget about Gay Marriage”, said Pelosi, “Cousin Marriage” is destroying our country!”
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