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November 23, 2006

Murtha demands that Dubya complete his National Guard duty

aaabush_serving_beercrop.jpg In an interview with Fox News anchor Elvis Slobinski
Jack Murtha asked for closure. “Boy George skipped out on his entire last year of service…
some call it AWOL, but in my book more than a month away is DESERTION!
(Maximum punishment: Death by Firing Squad). No, I am not asking for us to shoot Mr. Bush. I only want him to complete his military contract with America as I, JFK, Ike and Kerry did.
And, NO, Dubya…the two days in Vietnam last week does not count towards that lost year.”

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