OJ Cancelled! Fox will interview Freddie Kruger instead.
December 02, 2006
Rupert Murdoch in an interview with Fox News Anchor Elvis Slobinski:
Slobinski: “Why?”
Murdoch: “I had to know…How far can I push you American twits?
That Simpson wranker wanted to explain to his children,
‘This is how I would have (wink, wink) offed your mum.’
In the spirit of Free Speech, I offered him a forum.”
Slobinki: “But, America refused and you had to cancel the two interviews and OJ’s book.
Now you offer Freddie Kruger as a substitute…”
Murdoch: “This Kruger chap never turned his wife or mum into a Pez despenser.”
Slobinski: “But, Freddie is just a fictional slasher villain!”
Murdoch: “Nothing is fictional on Fox News.”
Slobinski: “Fox News just celebrated its 10-year anniversary.
Many say that you are responsible for the DUMBING OF AMERICA.”
Murdoch: “I am a businessman…I give the public what they want. Most Americans don’t want to be bothered with real news and bloody facts. They want ENTERTAINMENT: sex scandals and the like.
They want TALKING POINTS: simple answers to tough questions. We are cheerleaders for the war and White House. Fox is mass-media Prozac and very popular.”
Slobinski: “According to the ratings, only half as popular as you were three years ago.”
Murdoch: “Do you work for me? What’s your name, Mate?”
Slobinski: “Mike Wallace.”
Murdock: “You’re on barbie, Wallace. Mind your next question or I’ll turn on the heat.”
Slobinski: “Many say that your MY SPACE is a Haven for Perverts.”
Murdock: “Interview and you are terminated, Mr. Wallace!”
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